Kate Ellis

Australia has a lot of things going for it, but one of our few undiscovered treasures - or at least undiscovered by me anyway - is, rather surprisingly, our minister for sport. Now, politicians are generally old, fuddy-duddies with little or no interest in making people happy - unless that happiness coincides with getting a few votes. In Australia, most of our ministers are the same, except for our minister for sport, Kate Ellis.

Because she is hot.

I'm not just talking in a casual way, I'm talking in a pretty damn fine way. Oh she's no blonde bimbo. No, she's your girl-next-door type, with a smile that just melts you and dimples that only enhance the effect. She's got a bit of a kick-arse figure (although because she's a minister she needs to cover it up more often that not and that is gravely disappointing for virtually everyone), and looks great in jeans.

How do I know this? Because she was on Good News Week this week, wearing jeans and showing off her great figure in them. She was also showing that she has a sense of humour, not least because she went on the programme, but also because she made a rather hilarious joke about how her being a karaoke queen ended at about the same time as the government began it's crackdown on binge drinking - entirely coincidentally. She also made an entertaining comment about a young ten year old bodybuilder, suggesting that her campaign to bring fitness to the youth of today was in the hope that everyone would do it, not just one ten year old doing it for everyone.

Kate Ellis rocks and should be our next prime minister. That is all there is to say on the matter.

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