Playboy: Cybergirls & Coeds May 2008

When compared to Playmates, the Cybergirls always come off as a little...uh...how should I put this nicely? Skanky. This month, however, we seem to have been given a group of girls who are not really Playmate material, but aren't young enough to be Coeds, and that's the most interesting thing about this group of CyberGirls - the majority of them are all a little older than the average.

Heather Bauer is 27, but frankly she doesn't get too many merit points from me. I'm not sure why, but I guess at the end of the day her face is a little long. I know, I know, I'm being harsh, but we are talking about Playboy-worthy girls here, so perfection is obviously expected.

Britney Ariana is the odd one out, a mere stripling at 21 and she seems to have a little bit more going for her than the other three. Obviously she is who I expect will get voted CGOM, but I wouldn't be entirely surprised if she ended up a Playmate at some later point.

Jia Lynn continues the "older-than-average" theme at 25, but obviously long faces is a bit of a theme too, and it's something that she shares with Heather. Both of them are obviously very attractive, but both are outshined by Britney.

One of the things that girls do on posing for Playboy and adopting their pseudonym is to use their middle name as a new surname, but this means that we can sometimes have the situation we have this month, with Kristi Lynn, sharing their same surname as her predecessor. Kristi is 28 and more attractive than Heather or Jia, but I find her breasts to be a little on the large side, so my vote is still firmly with Britney.

Curiously it was Alexandra Penovich that got the CGOM for May - yet another dark haired model getting the general public's vote, but unlike the other monthly models for Playboy in May, Alexandra is a little more fuller-figured. Aside from that she fits the standard bill, and, along with all four CyberGirls, is a big proponent of the brazillian. No tattoos, no unusual piercings - the CG for May are quite a subdued bunch.

Of course, the Coeds are never quite as skanky as the CyberGirls, and due to the curious nature of where the Thursdays fall in May we have five Coeds.

The five are all very attractive - in order they are Nicole Aylward, Kamelia Berke, Lana Tailor, Lauren D'Marie and Lyndsy Wolf.

Kamelia gets a thumbs down because I really despise nipple rings. Shame, as it's been a while since a redhead made it as a Playboy model, and it would have been nice if she had been a positive standout rather than a negative one.

It's nice to see girls of colour (or color) getting featured, and Lauren is a very attractive dark girl who, in my opinion, should go further if it weren't for the fact she appeared in quite a standout month.

Lana is the tattooed girl for the month and she's got quite a fascinating piece of work on her abdomen, which I would imagine took a fair time to create and probably a lot of pain in the process.

So we are left with the two Aryans who bookend the month, and to be honest they are both quite, quite gorgeous. I think Lyndsy just pips Nicole for my bet as Coed in two months time, and I think it's because she is just a little more natural looking than Nicole. Obviously it's not the brazillians (again, all five are shaven-havens!), rather it's that Nicole's boobs are a little fake-looking, while Lyndsy is clearly natural. Plus, Lyndsy's smile is nicer than Nicole's - although it's a close run race.

Amanda Adams was the girl who got Coed Of The Month, and I have to make mention of the fact that she is an unusual choice, appearing to be more fully-figured than most (a little like our CGOM). Her face shape even gives the impression she has double chins, but she is not remotely overweight, and is rather a very attractive young lady. A good choice.

So in my birthday month, it's nice to see that Playboy gave me a fantastic selection to celebrate!

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