Big Brother 08

I haven't reviewed Big Brother for quite some time now which is perhaps a review in of itself. The house is currently filled with boring people who spend their tine whinging or fighting. After the much promised "nor frat house" house, that's exactly what we've ended up with. The few good charges have now gone - the best thing that was introduced was the new eviction system which was far more indicative of what Australia wants. How? Well.... in the past we've been given who the housemates don't want and been told to evict them. The new way tells the housemates who we want out and gives them the awkwardness of getting rid of one. Even Tim on Big Mouth made mention of how difficult it is for the housemates and THAT'S interesting. But no new we're gone back to the old way.

But of late there has been some new charges which I feel the need to comment on. Of course the only person left in the house over thirty is Terri who proceeds to get more and more inane. I actually think the introduction of Terrance is a good thing as it gives Terri some one to bounce off, and brings more of an age balance to the house. Even the housemates have realised that Cherri is boring and as soon as they realize Rihanna is q Brigitte clone she'll be gone as well.

The other housemates are beginning to show their true colours; Ben is a snob, Alice is patronising. Brigitte is trying to channel Corey Nobbi has a sudden hatred of all intruders, which is bizarrely strange; and the fight between Bianca and Renee clearly have anger management issues that need to be sorted. The less we talk about Renee's astonishing rudeness the better. And the stupidy of the whole group...

This... is Big Brother. Housemates... you have been evicted. It is time to leave the house.

So let's talk about some ways to improve BB if it even makes it to the screen.

Firstly-did we notice how well Mike Goldman hosted the eviction show on Friday? Well you should've because he shat all over Kyle. Give him the job as host. don't care who is with him - Jackie O or Bree, but get Goldman to host!!!

Second -bring back the old style of eviction and the previous style of nomination. Australia nominates, the housemates evict, but make them don't face to face. Increase the tension! Then, for God's sake have Goldman say "It's time to go..." It's a classic.

Thirdly, bring back Uplate. Keep Big Mouth, but get rid of Tony Squires.

Finally-later timeslot. Turn the show into an adults only programme. Kids will be upset, but who cares?? It's not like the ratings can get much worse.